New Obama Birther Controversy

WASHINGTON - President Obama posted  a copy of his “long-form” birth certificate from the state of Hawaii on Wednesday, which may finally end the long-simmering conspiracy theory among some conservatives that Obama was not born in the United States and was not a legitimate president. White House communications director Dan Pfeiffer noted that an irrefutable birth certificate may not end the controversy, "They'd have to to read it. It involves reading. Birthers aren't particularly good at reading." The certificate itself has immediately created another issue since it lists the birthplace of his father, 'Smokin' Jor-El Obama, as the planet Krypton. Pfeiffer acknowledged that the media would have a field day with the new information and added, "we can't wait to see what Trump does with it."