Fox Boots Beck

NEW YORK - Mental institutions around the country are reporting tension and protests in reaction to the announcement that the The Glenn Beck Show will be dropped by Fox News. It's a serious situation," said Dr. Inago Lobatoni of the Bushwood Institute, "for many of our patients, the voices in their heads all sound like Glenn Beck." Fox News plans to tap into their Strategic Paranoia Reserve to insure that those who thrive on crackpot conspiracies and implausible doomsday scenarios will not be abandoned. "Tell the mental health community to chill," said one Fox news editor, "we can keep their patients paranoid and delusional with noooooo problem."