Elizabeth Taylor - Exit Stage Right

HOLLYWOOD - Coalition forces participating in the Libyan operation Odyssey Dawn, accidentally bombed famed Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles today, killing screen legend Elizabeth Taylor. Army General Carter B. Hamm, commander of the operation, issued a statement saying, "Our bad." A spokesman for Taylor commented, "I have no idea what they were doing in Los Angeles; this is obviously a terrible tragedy. Fortunately they got the bombing on film and the footage is spectacular."