Just Shoot Me

GENEVA- In an effort to garner support among arab nations, the IOC has voted to add a new sport to the Summer Olympics: Randomly Shooting Guns in the Air. According to IOC governing board member Lars Snootgren, "There might be style points, we might have a synchronized component - this is still a work in progress. Our Arab members are going to have to lead us on what is important in this sport." Announcement of the new sport was enthusiastically greeted in the Arab world - by randomly shooting guns in the air.