Who You Gonna Call

WASHINGTON - President Obama explained the developments in Libya to the American people in a nationwide address Monday night saying "We came, we saw, we kicked his ass!" Obama repeated his promise keep American ground troops out of Libya, wary that we could end up in something "Like that clusterfuck we've got in Iraq." While rejecting regime change as a policy, the president did not rule out sending contractors with unlicensed nuclear accelerators to capture and place the dictator in an Ecto-Containment Unit.