Gadhafi's Mom Defects

TRIPOLI - Col. Moammar Gadhafi's mother defected to Great Britain today, the third high level defection in 24 hours. Ma Gadhafi stated her main reason for leaving, "He's an asshole. Mo-Mo was a selfish little prick when he was a kid and he's just gotten worse." Reached for comment Gadhafi's father said, "She's in London?!"