TOKYO - At the urgent request of Godzilla, a coalition of city-destroying Japanese monsters have held a rare summit to discuss ways to aid the Japanese people as they recover from the earthquake, tsunami and nuclear disasters. Japanese Monster Association (JMA) spokesman Icho Facto said' "We're looking at earthquakes, fissures in the earth, tsunami, radiation - frankly, that's our best case scenario - you'd think we be giddy. But the JMA realizes that there is no benefit to terrorizing already terrified people or destroying already wiped out cities." All JMA members, led by Mothra, Ghidora (all 3 heads), Rodan and Godzilla "vow to do everything we can to help restore the calm, placid Japanese way of life, so we can unexpectedly shatter it at some point in the future." A spokesman for the Prime Minister's office welcomed the monsters support, "sort of."
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