Jedi Snub Gadhafi

TRIPOLI - After a rebel advance recaptured the key towns of Dagobah and Tatooine, Libyan leader Moammar Gadhafi sent an urgent message for assistance, "Help me Obi Wan Kenobi, you're our only hope." Kenobi quickly arrived from Alderaan to access the situation, but declined to bring the Jedi into the conflict saying, "The force is not strong with this one, this guy sure can dress like a Jedi, but that's about it." A Libyan general who spoke off the record said, "After this, we're just about out of people who will even talk to us, it looks like we're down to the John Birch Society and the Oakland Raiders.