Thursday, March 3, 2011

Walker - Cheesehead Ranger

MADISON - Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker on Thursday stated that he is done waiting for the 14 fugitive state lawmakers to return and signed an executive order declaring "Demoquat Season" officially open. "Shoot 'em, run 'em down, bowhunters - this is a chance of a lifetime," a smiling Walker told stunned media and cheering Republican lawmakers. The second provision of the order allows the governor to appoint replacement senators once the Democrats have been declared "really most sincerely dead."

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